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[contundo]

...I'm gonna pretend you didn't bring that up right now. You're killing the moment by bringing the law into it.

Fine, I'll make you your favourite.

1 / 2

[breakouts]

I'm sorry.

Let's start over.

2 / 2

[breakouts]

Hi Sam.

Come and get me, so I can put on something besides this annoying hospital gown.

1/2

[contundo]

Oh my god, Theo! You're in the hospital?????

2/2

[contundo]

Be right there hot stuff, tell them your sexy uncle is on his way to discharge you.

[breakouts]

​Me and the staff will eagerly await your arrival, Savior of Mine.

[contundo]

You make it sound like you've prepared a full red carpet.

[breakouts]

Spoiler: I took off my hospital gown and laid it in the doorway for you.

[contundo]

I hope you put on some clothes first... you know I hate to share.

[breakouts]

Alright, alright.

I'll put it back on until you get here.

Text me when you get here so I can take it back off.

[contundo]

Good boy. Uncle Sam is proud. [Which was a very strange turn of phrase.]

I'm getting in the car now.

[breakouts]

You should probably not say that again. Just a thought.

[contundo]

I'd say I'm hurt but you kind of have a point.