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Do you have insurance?
I mean I'm your boss do I supply you with insurance?
I mean I'm your boss do I supply you with insurance?
Who was it?
Were they cuter than me... did you like it?
P.S. Your ass could kill me too I'd let it.
Were they cuter than me... did you like it?
P.S. Your ass could kill me too I'd let it.
...well hey old lady at the corner store has a strong point, Darling.
Aw yeah I'm totally doing mini fist pumps.
Yeah maybe you could do some better stuff with your ass, maybe wiggle it in front of me, that kind of thing.
Aw yeah I'm totally doing mini fist pumps.
Yeah maybe you could do some better stuff with your ass, maybe wiggle it in front of me, that kind of thing.
Okay good I mean just sometimes he doesn't like you all that much I didn't know if he bothered to put you on the family plan???
...I don't even have health insurance how the hell am I gonna work on a benefits package.
...I don't even have health insurance how the hell am I gonna work on a benefits package.
Wow I was trying to be nice, I'm like... the nice boss, who cares about your feelings and shit.
Can't I pay someone to get me health insurance?
Like... what's my social?
Can't I pay someone to get me health insurance?
Like... what's my social?
Boss, I figured this out when I was five. I've accepted it.
Yeah. Or I could help you get it. No paying required.
You're hopeless. If you bring that blue lock box I put under your bed, I can work on all that for you while I'm sitting in this hospital bed.
Yeah. Or I could help you get it. No paying required.
You're hopeless. If you bring that blue lock box I put under your bed, I can work on all that for you while I'm sitting in this hospital bed.
See your life just sounds sad again, do we need to do that cuddling thing again? I can get us a motel!
Okay you could do it and I'll take you shopping?? Is that something we do?
Really? we're getting my life together while yours falls apart? [Jasper is probably either drunk or high rn with this activity going on.]
Okay you could do it and I'll take you shopping?? Is that something we do?
Really? we're getting my life together while yours falls apart? [Jasper is probably either drunk or high rn with this activity going on.]
You really need to stop going to motels, Boss. We can just cuddle at your place.
We can do whatever you want! You make the rules.
My life isn't really falling apart. You'll learn this is actually pretty common. But yeah, we need to put your life together properly. You can't really run around getting drunk, high, or whatever else you do in your free time if you want to take your place as a real leader.
We can do whatever you want! You make the rules.
My life isn't really falling apart. You'll learn this is actually pretty common. But yeah, we need to put your life together properly. You can't really run around getting drunk, high, or whatever else you do in your free time if you want to take your place as a real leader.
Yeah but that's something more exciting about cuddling in a motel, feels like we're doing something naughty.
...I guess I do. But do you like going shopping?
Okay Theo stop getting yourself put in the hospital, that's an order.
Who said I spend all my time drunk and high huh maybe i'm just drinking a lot of coffee and working on my novel.
...I guess I do. But do you like going shopping?
Okay Theo stop getting yourself put in the hospital, that's an order.
Who said I spend all my time drunk and high huh maybe i'm just drinking a lot of coffee and working on my novel.
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