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[breakouts]

It works. You'll get the hang of it, and eventually you can bribe or promise me something more exciting than shopping.

Really? Does someone die?

[chthonicscion]

Fine... except your idea of what might be 'more exciting' than shopping might not match mine.

Someone dies. Horribly. Spoiler: its the employee.

[breakouts]

​Probably not. But we'll work it out.

Wow, now I can't read your book, Boss!​

[chthonicscion]

Maybe we could do a little compatibility test to find out something perfect for us both.

Why? I mean its only a book.

[breakouts]

What did you have in mind?

Finding out what happens is the best part of the book!

[chthonicscion]

I ran out of ideas after 'shopping' and 'maybe stealing stuff'... like seriously what are you into when you're not like, just being great?

hah. keep going and you'll have no problem finding out.

[breakouts]

​Hades, buddy, I'm always great.

I feel like you're threatening me. If you are, I don't think I've ever been more proud of you than I am in this moment.

[chthonicscion]

Like always always? I don't need to comp your psych bills?

You're proud of me for threatening you. That's it, we need to step up our lessons, you're meant to feel scared or something. I mean, I know its you so scared is a tall order, but I wanted you to maybe get nauseous at least.

[breakouts]

Yeah, always always. I don't have psych bills.

We'll work on it, promise. One day, you'll make me tremble in my boots.

[chthonicscion]

You don't? Wow... I think I'm gonna comp your psych bills anyway.

You should be trembling in your boots right now man, I'm totally scary. [Except he wasn't really all that scary at the end of the day.]