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[breakouts]

Guess where i woke up this morning.

If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.

[chthonicscion]

Do you have insurance?
I mean I'm your boss do I supply you with insurance?

[breakouts]

Boss, my father is the top defense attorney in the state.

I'd say I have the best health insurance money can buy.

But you probably should work on the benefits package for future employees. Just a thought.

[chthonicscion]

Okay good I mean just sometimes he doesn't like you all that much I didn't know if he bothered to put you on the family plan???

...I don't even have health insurance how the hell am I gonna work on a benefits package.

[breakouts]

You mean he hates my guts. You can say it.

We should work on that.

[chthonicscion]

Wow I was trying to be nice, I'm like... the nice boss, who cares about your feelings and shit.
Can't I pay someone to get me health insurance?
Like... what's my social?

[breakouts]

Boss, I figured this out when I was five. I've accepted it.

Yeah. Or I could help you get it. No paying required.

You're hopeless. If you bring that blue lock box I put under your bed, I can work on all that for you while I'm sitting in this hospital bed.

[chthonicscion]

See your life just sounds sad again, do we need to do that cuddling thing again? I can get us a motel!

Okay you could do it and I'll take you shopping?? Is that something we do?

Really? we're getting my life together while yours falls apart? [Jasper is probably either drunk or high rn with this activity going on.]

[breakouts]

You really need to stop going to motels, Boss. We can just cuddle at your place.

We can do whatever you want! You make the rules.

My life isn't really falling apart. You'll learn this is actually pretty common. But yeah, we need to put your life together properly. You can't really run around getting drunk, high, or whatever else you do in your free time if you want to take your place as a real leader.

[chthonicscion]

Yeah but that's something more exciting about cuddling in a motel, feels like we're doing something naughty.

...I guess I do. But do you like going shopping?

Okay Theo stop getting yourself put in the hospital, that's an order.
Who said I spend all my time drunk and high huh maybe i'm just drinking a lot of coffee and working on my novel.

[breakouts]

I'm not going to lie. I feel a little uncomfortable with you feeling that way with me.

Yeah, of course I do! Especially the book store. And the gun shop. I don't go there often, though.

I'll do my best, thief's honor.

You don't really strike me as the novel writing type.

[chthonicscion]

Okay I'm just gonna tell you one thing- I don't want to fuck you, sweetie :P I mean yeah you're cute and yes I apparently enjoy cuddling you but that's as far as it goes.

...okay then I'm taking you shopping... where we will pay for things instead of stealing things.
Unless we feel like stealing things.

Its a really interesting novel.

[breakouts]

Okay, thank you for the clarification. You're my Boss, I don't want this to be weird. And yes, I know. I'm extremely cute.

Yeah, okay! That sounds like a plan.

Really? What's it about?

[contundo]

Please tell me you're okay and this was just some ridiculous mistake?

[breakouts]

I have no idea what happened before this morning.

And I have a concussion and stitches on my side.

I'm kind of sad. This probably has a great story behind it.

[contundo]

Damn it Theo why do you always have to go breaking yourself.
When do you get get discharged?

[breakouts]

Actually, other people usually do the breaking.

Why? You going to pick me up and nurse me back to health, hot stuff?

[contundo]

I would tell you that you've gotta stop asking for it but maybe this time it wasn't your fault if even you can't remember.

That was the idea, yes.

[breakouts]

It probably was.

They said I can leave at noon.

[contundo]

Probably, but I'm not holding it against you.

Is hospital food the kind of thing you willingly put in your stomach?

[breakouts]

I can think of plenty of other things you can hold against me.

No. I'm scared of what it might do to my abs.

( And he's not scared of anything. )

[contundo]

Would you like that? Something tells me if you're in the hospital I shouldn't touch you. You might be delicate.

I'll feed you something that won't fuck up the integrity of your abs.

[breakouts]

​If I ever say no to that, please kill me. Nah, it's okay. I've been through worse. I can handle your affection.

Thank you. My abs and I appreciate it.

[contundo]

No no, doctors orders. I'll give him a call and he'll probably tell me I shouldn't touch you. You bruise like a peach.

Good, hopefully your stomach will too.

[breakouts]

Considering I'm underage and you're definitely not, that would be his advice regardless of my physical condition. Just a thought, Sam.

I'm starving. My stomach will appreciate anything you give it that doesn't look like something the feed starving children in third world countries.