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[breakouts]

Guess where i woke up this morning.

If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.

[chthonicscion]

Do you have insurance?
I mean I'm your boss do I supply you with insurance?

[breakouts]

Boss, my father is the top defense attorney in the state.

I'd say I have the best health insurance money can buy.

But you probably should work on the benefits package for future employees. Just a thought.

[chthonicscion]

Okay good I mean just sometimes he doesn't like you all that much I didn't know if he bothered to put you on the family plan???

...I don't even have health insurance how the hell am I gonna work on a benefits package.

[breakouts]

You mean he hates my guts. You can say it.

We should work on that.

[chthonicscion]

Wow I was trying to be nice, I'm like... the nice boss, who cares about your feelings and shit.
Can't I pay someone to get me health insurance?
Like... what's my social?

[breakouts]

Boss, I figured this out when I was five. I've accepted it.

Yeah. Or I could help you get it. No paying required.

You're hopeless. If you bring that blue lock box I put under your bed, I can work on all that for you while I'm sitting in this hospital bed.

[chthonicscion]

See your life just sounds sad again, do we need to do that cuddling thing again? I can get us a motel!

Okay you could do it and I'll take you shopping?? Is that something we do?

Really? we're getting my life together while yours falls apart? [Jasper is probably either drunk or high rn with this activity going on.]

[breakouts]

You really need to stop going to motels, Boss. We can just cuddle at your place.

We can do whatever you want! You make the rules.

My life isn't really falling apart. You'll learn this is actually pretty common. But yeah, we need to put your life together properly. You can't really run around getting drunk, high, or whatever else you do in your free time if you want to take your place as a real leader.

[contundo]

Please tell me you're okay and this was just some ridiculous mistake?

[breakouts]

I have no idea what happened before this morning.

And I have a concussion and stitches on my side.

I'm kind of sad. This probably has a great story behind it.

[contundo]

Damn it Theo why do you always have to go breaking yourself.
When do you get get discharged?

[breakouts]

Actually, other people usually do the breaking.

Why? You going to pick me up and nurse me back to health, hot stuff?

[contundo]

I would tell you that you've gotta stop asking for it but maybe this time it wasn't your fault if even you can't remember.

That was the idea, yes.

[breakouts]

It probably was.

They said I can leave at noon.

[contundo]

Probably, but I'm not holding it against you.

Is hospital food the kind of thing you willingly put in your stomach?

[breakouts]

I can think of plenty of other things you can hold against me.

No. I'm scared of what it might do to my abs.

( And he's not scared of anything. )

dreeeew

[geheult]

I was just told I have an ass that could kill small children.

I don't know how to take that.

[willinglychanged]

Who was it?
Were they cuter than me... did you like it?

P.S. Your ass could kill me too I'd let it.

[geheult]

The old lady at the corner store.

I would venture to say you are definitely much cuter, kleiner Wolf.

I'm trying to stop my killing ways, but thank you for the confirming that.

[willinglychanged]

...well hey old lady at the corner store has a strong point, Darling.
Aw yeah I'm totally doing mini fist pumps.

Yeah maybe you could do some better stuff with your ass, maybe wiggle it in front of me, that kind of thing.

[geheult]

You're ridiculous. Do you know that?

[willinglychanged]

I've maybe been told once or twice but I try not to think about it too much.

[geheult]

I'm not surprised.

[willinglychanged]

I didn't think you would be somehow.